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[–] TheBat 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What black hole device? We're developing a medication technique that would let you communicate with goats.

[–] CIA_chatbot 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.

[–] Death_Equity 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jesus, I am starting to think we are overcompartmentalized. I thought we were working on realistic cybernetic sex dolls for espionage and blackmail. I've been balls deep in R&D for like 4 months. Once y'all figure out what we are all working on, come find me in my lab. Knock first... or don't.

[–] CIA_chatbot 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!

[–] Death_Equity 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought we were miniturizing in Q4 for the roll-out before the mid-terms? Oh, wait, I was off a year. I suck at understanding the Anunnaki calendar, why the hell do we use their calendar for R&D when Mayan is the office standard? When I was at Groom we were using Mayan for everything and the purse boys didn't have a problem there. I really need to transfer to Marineris; did you know they have a milkshake machine in the mess?

[–] CIA_chatbot 3 points 10 months ago

We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)

… oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans