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What I want to become Vs What I do (lemm.ee)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Engineers now: We built an airport, 9 years behind schedule and at 233% the cost.

We are rebuilding a train station at (currently) 366% the planned cost and an estimated delivery time of 200% the original estimate, into rock that might swell when in contact with water and heave the station out of the ground, in order to decrease the station’s capacity by 17%

[–] GrabtharsHammer 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Engineers aren't in charge of graft.

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