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Dying Man Confesses Juggalos Are a Myth He Invented to Fuck With Vice (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] BaronVonBort 3 points 10 months ago

The man then continued to dump a two liter of diet faygo all over the nurse and yelled “whoop whoop” as he leaped through the window.