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Problem is with today's world, no matter what wild assumption you put out (e.g. smurfs are real!) you'll find people who believe and support you.
Still waiting for the "birds aren't real" gang to be taken over by actual whackjobs.
And it is your moral obligation to part these ~~fools~~ believers from their money.