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A Boring Dystopia

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

What my retirement is shaping up to look like:

  • Steam backlog with over a thousand games
  • Dozens of board games
  • Card games
  • Gigs worth of TTRPG PDFs
  • Gigs of Audiobooks
  • Terabytes of TV and Movies
  • Snowboarding
  • Skateboarding
  • Mountain biking
  • Off-Grid Van Life
  • Learning guitar
  • Learning electronic music production

I dunno. I suspect I won't miss office politics, stressed clients and the rest much.

EDIT:

I forgot to add "painting table top miniatures" and "modding guitars" to the list. Here is a Washburn I modded into a rubber bridge.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nope. For me it will be a retirement home Unreal Tournament LAN. Instagib!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I don't know if my old ass will have the reflexes for 90's shooters

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dont sell yourself short. I (50) joined a lobby a few months back and I didn't fully suck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I'm already bad now, lol.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Unless you plan to retire very early, you should try to learn guitar long before retirement. Learning something, especially music, is much harder when you get older.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I get that you’re trying to be helpful, but playing the guitar well isn’t the goal. It’s ok that it is more difficult to learn as you get older, the point is to enjoy the learning. It’s unhelpful to discourage anyone at any stage of life from learning to play a new instrument or learn a new skill. Enjoy the process when you are free to take all the time you need.

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 9 months ago

I agree. I have taught myself to play many instruments in my life. I can't play any of them well, but that wasn't the point. The point was to learn how to play a new musical instrument. Sure, I can't pick up a saxophone right now and sound like John Coltrane, but I know all the essentials of how to play a saxophone, and if I spent a couple of weeks at it, I could probably do some basic, but listenable, jazz on it. With a guitar, I can't pick it up and play like Jimi Hendrix, but I can play chords and sing along with them. I've learned a lot of other instruments at a very amateur level because the joy wasn't in learning to play them well, it was in learning to play them.

[–] Coreidan 4 points 9 months ago

Load of bullshit. You can learn guitar at any age.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have a friend who is very happily spending his retirement wargaming- playing games, inventing games, painting models and writing and self-publishing books on wargaming. He seems extremely satisfied.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yep. I forgot to add "painting miniatures" to the list.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 9 months ago

Some of his miniatures are super miniature too. Like a quarter the size of Warhammer miniatures. And he does a very good job of painting their little Napoleonic uniforms or whatever.