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No YOU'RE the sovcit. (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon to c/insanepeoplefacebook

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[–] Rhynoplaz 115 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

When the judge says you're guilty, just tell them "I know YOU are, but what am I?". They'll be stuck in a legal loop and the only way out is to declare you innocent.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 54 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Judges hate this one weird trick!

[–] bigbadmoose 30 points 11 months ago

The ol "I'm rubber youre glue" defense

[–] VicentAdultman 13 points 11 months ago

Trump level shit in front of a judge.

Mr Trump you're guilty
Your excellence, with all due respect, if we're pointing fingers here I would say you are the only guilty person in this court room.

[–] Mango 1 points 11 months ago