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Congress Reduces SNAP Benefits To One Free Treat On Recipient’s Birthday (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Thompson added that the new bill also implemented a work requirement that limits eligibility for the free treat to individuals who have worked eight hours or more on their birthday.

oh man, it's so good

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[–] DaCookeyMonsta 2 points 10 months ago

It's so funny I got sad, and I'm not sure that even makes sense to say.

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