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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/jokes

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

a seal walks into a club

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Seal clubbing is a thing, apparently. I'm not actually familiar with it, just a phrase I've heard over my lifetime.

Here's a random link I found which discusses the practice: https://priceonomics.com/the-business-of-seal-clubbing/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Oh, you mean a club like the tool 🤦.

Yeah, they kill them with that thing 🥺. For the skin...