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[–] [email protected] 89 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That's step zero: rule out black magic

[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Those damn cosmic rays flipping my bits

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 9 points 9 months ago

Please tell me you look skyward, shake your fist and yell damn you!!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if there's an available OS that parity checks every operation, analogous to what's planned for Quantum computers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Unrelated, but the other day I read that the main computer for core calculation in Fukushima's nuclear plant used to run a very old CPU with 4 cores. All calculations are done in each core, and the result must be exactly the same. If one of them was different, they knew there was a bit flip, and can discard that one calculation for that one core.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Interesting. I wonder why they didn't just move it to somewhere with less radiation? And clearly, they have another more trustworthy machine doing the checking somehow. A self-correcting OS would have to parity check it's parity checks somehow, which I'm sure is possible, but would be kind of novel.

In a really ugly environment, you might have to abandon semiconductors entirely, and go back to vacuum as the magical medium, since it's radiation proof (false vacuum apocalypse aside). You could make a nuvistor integrated "chip" which could do the same stuff; the biggest challenge would be maintaining enough emissions from the tiny and quickly-cooling cathodes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

That feeling when it is, in fact, computer ghosts.