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[–] afraid_of_zombies 2 points 10 months ago

To life to life I brought them

He really did bring them to life

Think of it papa we will never die, live forever-

My!

And if that life has no quality, sure there is the quantity.

Because I bring them to life!

Die die die dum dum dum die dum die dum