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[–] Just_Pizza_Crust 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile we still have whatever the hell this is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Never read The Great Gatsby?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Maybe is missing a second part, like "Jesus is watching you" or maybe "Patrick is watching you and he doesn't like what he sees".