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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet (midwest.social)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Squirrels are pretty high in cholesterol.

[โ€“] magicalman315 10 points 10 months ago

Thank you Catherine

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