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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Why is owning a beaver not a blessing?

spoilerBecause the beaver dams it

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your post about a beaver seems as good a place as any to complain about my current state of ovary pain.

Missing 90% of the pipes and they still kick my arse ๐Ÿ˜‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The perfect cure. Thanks

Blessed be the fruit

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

spoilerBeaverbub is gonna dam' ya,
No blessings, just burnin' hellfiya
He'll ig-gnaw your cries and prayers
This Rodent-God is gonna get ya

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beavers are majestic animals that hold a sacred place in the hearts of all Canadians.

Also in French beaver is 'castor', which is where the term castration comes from. Back in the day, the act of castration was performed using beaver teeth, as they were sharp and widely available. So a castrato singer technically means 'one who's voice is created by a beaver'

None of that is true (except for castor meaning beaver) but thanks for reading.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i really, really wanted this to be true, arsehole

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean you can still claim it to be true. Who's gonna argue?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

might find some other weird canadians

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

95% of us have fuck all knowledge of French.

Run with it.