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[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can't have the casket failing and killing the occupant. /s

[โ€“] this_1_is_mine 6 points 10 months ago

More like falling apart while someone else is carrying your dead ass. Could you imagine poor uncle ted having his little toe smashed by a corner when a handle rips off..... Or a lid lock that doesn't work and it springs open when they dropped you and now nanna can see your bum since funeral homes generally dress the remains but cutting the backs of the clothing open so it can all be slipped on from the front and don't have to roll you over.... But you did when you flopped out like a fish.