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[–] abracaDavid 74 points 10 months ago (4 children)

For the love of god, please don't. You're just making them hornier.

[–] idunnololz 20 points 10 months ago
[–] Red_October 10 points 10 months ago

Next we're gonna make the furries wear a collar. That'll show 'em!

[–] AgentOrangesicle 1 points 10 months ago

I'm sorry you know this.

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