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[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When I was in high school, for some reason I will never know, the library had a concrete box of sand next to the two staircases that went to the library's second level (it was a pretty big school). The mascot was the Panthers, and I always wanted to do a senior prank where I put fake dog shit in the sandbox and put a sign up that said 'the panther's litter box.' Sadly, I never got around to it. But if this had been a law when I was in high school, I was such an asshole punk kid that I would have taken a shit there myself while meowing like a cat just to make a point.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it was for electrical fires?

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 10 months ago

No, it was like a planter except instead of soil and plants, it was just sand.