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I am straight (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by Stamets to c/[email protected]
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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's so straight (how straight is he?) - why he's so straight that he manages to like women, even though... oh uh I mean yeah he's straight! :-P

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

He's so straight he doesn't like anything with curves! Boobies? Nope. Pussy, not straight enough!

Booty? Dudes got straight, flat booty, not bad not bad. Dick? Straight as an arrow, my kinda body part!

Not gay just OCD for straight things and he just for some reason can't shake the need to put them in his mouth.