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I had a friend that during the cold winter mornings would wake up and piss on his windshield to clear/melt the frost. He of course kept the vents closed so he couldn’t smell it on the drive. It really was disgusting, but made me wonder if he might’ve had a clever time saving idea.
It's a clever time saving idea in the same way that burning your house down is a heating bill reduction life hack.
The vents aren’t a perfect seal. Piss is getting into the vents no matter what. That’s just filthy on many levels
How did he do it? Like, I could hit the windscreen from the ground but I doubt I could clear it... Would probably have to stand on the bonnet to get it clear with a morning wizz. I don't wanna stand on my bonnet. Maybe if I pissed out the window... 🤔
You guys should maybe Google "homemade de-icer" before you start pissing on windows.
Standing on the bumper might be enough, especially if it's the first piss of the day.
A small container would probably work best
But also: eww
How hot was his pee? Pretty sure it'd just freeze before it melted even a minor amount of ice
I mean, it's 98.6F on average. If it's freezing that quickly then you're looking at some extreme temperatures.
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