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Google house
We are sunsetting Google House in accordance with our wider goal of shutting down everything. You will be evicted on march 2nd, 2024 and all buildings will be demolished between march 31 and june 1st. Thank you for being with us for this project!
Why god?
We launched Google House 7 years ago as an attempt to make shareholders think we are still capable of doing something useful. As we focus on making new short-lived products to perpetuate this lie, we no longer have the resources to maintain our rent collection system.
What will you do with the land?
We didn't think this far but the current plan is to leave them as gravel sanctuaries.
Gravel sanctuaries 🤣
But you said I purchased the house? I paid $300,000 for the house and now you say you can take it back???
holy hell. I'll never afford