this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Save up, go on a nice holiday overseas.

Save up, buy a house.

Take up a new expensive hobby like cycling or photography.

Donate to charity.

Donate to worthy political causes.

Get a dopamine hit from seeing number go up.

So many options.

[–] Omgarm 76 points 10 months ago

Fund a random Twitch streamer's life while you stay at home doing nothing.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 7 points 10 months ago

Put money into retirement.

On average people need over $1,000,000 in it to retire comfortably now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A lot of these are high effort and arguably not woth doing

[–] CustodialTeapot 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I wasn't talking about myself. See, if anon didn't even think about traveling for example, he probably will need a passport, vaccinations, foreign payment methods, luggage, etc. That takes a person with a full time job weeks to sort out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Become a patron of the arts and help some students through university.

Work less.

Withdraw it in coins to throw at poor people.

[–] idunnololz 1 points 10 months ago

Yes. Buy lots and lots of options.