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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is out of ideas (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Save up, go on a nice holiday overseas.

Save up, buy a house.

Take up a new expensive hobby like cycling or photography.

Donate to charity.

Donate to worthy political causes.

Get a dopamine hit from seeing number go up.

So many options.

[–] Omgarm 76 points 1 year ago

Fund a random Twitch streamer's life while you stay at home doing nothing.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 7 points 1 year ago

Put money into retirement.

On average people need over $1,000,000 in it to retire comfortably now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Become a patron of the arts and help some students through university.

Work less.

Withdraw it in coins to throw at poor people.

[–] idunnololz 1 points 1 year ago

Yes. Buy lots and lots of options.