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Generational differences (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by Stamets to c/[email protected]

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[–] ChicoSuave 144 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile the boomers built a Lemon Trust Score that says you need to start squeezing lemons from day one to be trusted to make lemonade, so the lemon bank will give you a lemon loaf that takes 30 years to pay back with twice as much juice as any lemon can make. All while the news tells us that outsiders who never had a lemon in their life want to take our juice, but really it's juice lord propaganda against any new juicers.

We are drowning in lemons and can't make lemonade without giving it all away, leaving us with all the labor and none of the juice.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

Shut up and make juice for me or else I'll stop renting my 14th lemon loaf to you!

- Lemonlord