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More Realistic Meat Substitute Made From Soy Raised In Brutally Cruel Conditions (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

“Whole” is a bit of a stretch, but I lived with a guy for a while whose whole personality seemed to be eating bacon (seriously. every day ate an entire pack of bacon - the expensive stuff too) and smoking weed.

As a guy that also likes bacon and weed, it became annoying as fuck.

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