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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You might think you've had struggles in your life. And I'm sure you have. But they're nothing compared to the agonies of a spoilt cat who only gets fed three times a day and isn't getting attention right at this minute.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I see you’ve met my cat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You need one of these babies so you can sit on your arse and scratch a pet at the same time. Also great for backs and cleaning hairbrushes. Note that it's extendable.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Omg, a telescopic mini rake for the back! Begins frantic googling

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A two dollar shop. One of those ones that sells cigarette lighters on the counter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Ooh I know the ones; mine's got the cheap thongs, plastic plant pots and aprons displayed on the footpath outside.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Hou’d better be preparing a luxury snack right now