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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Quick, somebody teach this man JavaScript.

[–] hemmes 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Actually on second thought, let's just give him a marble notebook and crayons and tell him that's JavaScript.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

A notebook and crayons? I think you'd just get back stick figure-esque drawings of cybertrucks with notes like "bulletproof" and "anti-gas attack".

Just like the poor Tesla design team.

[–] hansl 3 points 11 months ago

Wasn’t PayPal coded in PHP? That might explain a lot of things…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

JESUS CHRIST MAN! Is the internet still not broken enough for you!?!?