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Fire > Agriculture > Antibiotics > Rockets
Fire > agriculture > writing > mathematics > science > civilization gets painted as heretics, slaughtered, books burned and then you start all again from Agriculture level.
You could make a religion out of this.
No don't.
Fire > agriculture > writing > mathematics > science > computers > AI > AGI takes over the world > Massive solar flare wipes out AI > Neo stoneage humans start a religion to worship the sun god
Step 1: Ooga Booga Step 2: Fire Step 3: ???? Step 4: Rockets
I'd put the transistor in there, but yeah, basically that.
You forgot the "invention" of the solid state transistor that happened right after the 1947 Roswell UFO crash