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submitted 11 months ago by ericbomb to c/[email protected]

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I grew up with $20 walmart blenders, and hated anything that required a blender.

Recently bought a ninja and there is no going back. I'll never use a crappy blender again.

Anything else like that?

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (4 children)

One better: A bidet, leave the toilet paper behind and stop rubbing your butt raw with paper.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Butt how will I know that my butt is clean if I can't make the paper look like the flag of Japan? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If your TP looks like the flag of Japan after wiping your ass, you should go see a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Wooosh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You still wipe, just once or twice instead of 14 or 15 times.

[–] psmgx 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

15 times? You have the time for that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Once you start, you can't stop... Hence why I got a bidet.

[–] Subverb 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I too, second a bidet. Especially a heated water bidet.

My wife and I love ours. We've been having our home remodeled and have been hopping through AB&Bs. We've missed it a lot.

[–] MrPoopbutt 7 points 11 months ago

Not having a bidet is the worst part of going on vacation

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

This is the way. This way you use way less TP and get the good stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'd really like to try a bidet - as unmanly as that may sound. I'd feel much cleaner and my butthole could sparkle in the sunlight.