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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] surewhynotlem 89 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The average person has fewer than two legs.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Some women have four legs. It's a temporary condition, but I gander that it's common enough to offset the amputees.

[–] platypus_plumba 34 points 10 months ago (5 children)

What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

[–] Brickhead92 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Depends, do you have control of it once it's in? If not, then it's probably still the other person's, they're just using you as a shoe.

[–] platypus_plumba 6 points 10 months ago

I've been told he's tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Calm down, Red Foreman.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Looks like your ass is next in line.

[–] qaz 4 points 10 months ago

Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Red Foreman's, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Who is providing oxygen and nutrients to your foot?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too