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Person Trying to Get Into Kink Forced to Memorize Three Pages of Acronyms (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] feedum_sneedson 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I have a kink for white cotton camisoles and croptops, the thin material ones. I don't know where it came from but it's very strong. If I felt that way about feet I'd consider myself odd. Is there an acronym for this?

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"WCCC" for "White Cotton Camisole/Crop top Connoisseur"

[–] feedum_sneedson 5 points 9 months ago

Right, see you at the next munch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Looking for WCCCT(TMO) call me at 555-5555 if interested

On second thought it seems more like you're joining a union with this abbreviation 😆