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Person Trying to Get Into Kink Forced to Memorize Three Pages of Acronyms (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

True tho. I dont care what you are if i like you and you like me we are good to go.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They're into sounding, worming, diapers, and raceplay.

[–] yokonzo 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK IS WORMING

[–] Evia 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Eyeball licking. It's, um, unusual. And prone to infection. Proceed with caution

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

What

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's just eye licking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just...

[–] SuckMyWang 1 points 11 months ago

I’m confused? What happens to you when you ask someone to suck your balls?