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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 68 points 11 months ago (4 children)

How many dudes does she have to jerk off in a movie theater to keep her job?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

Too many in this economy. Thanks Biden. /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Depends: is she doing it middle out, adjusting angles to compensate for height difference? goes to whiteboard

[–] Daft_ish 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shit I always forget this one. On question 6, whats the equation for mean jerk time?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I just wrote "your mom" on that one, hoping the examiner had a sense of humor 🤷

[–] geekworking 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe we should find out... for science

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But how long would that take?

[–] TehBamski 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

do you know how long it takes to jack off everyone in that room? Because I do

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Less than you’d think. Most would vote for her if she agreed NEVER to come near them again