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Scientists Train Full-Grown Man To Ask For Help When Needed (www.theonion.com)

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[–] frickineh 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now train my mom. Or at least get her to stop being pissy because I didn't help her with a task I didn't know she was doing in the first place.

Jk that's literally impossible.

[–] money_loo 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Apparently everyone's mom is in this comment lmao

[–] frickineh 11 points 10 months ago

It's the most infuriating quality of mothers everywhere, I guess. Like holy shit, I'll help you, but you can't just expect me to have a spidey sense for when you've decided to do some plumbing MY GOD MOTHER.

Ahem.