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[–] kingaloo 67 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Rolando 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)
And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
...
And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"
And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"

Same as it ever was

[–] son_named_bort 3 points 10 months ago

And you may say to yourself "My God, what have I done!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago