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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon takes the blindpill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] qooqie 94 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That last one is really cute

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I would give it a try just to pinch my nose and go "THIS? is audible" at the intro

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

A-plus for authenticity, plus I feel like you've truly captured the essence of what that message sounds like. Good job!

[–] Taalen 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm in a long distance relationship, recently my girlfriend suggested we read books together by one of us reading to the other one over the phone - usually me, but occasionally the other way around. It's turned into quite a precious bedtime story routine. Sometimes I also read to her while she's cooking or doing other chores.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

40 year old married man, my wife reads me to sleep every night. highly recommend