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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I will never see a hot spring I will never see a land of grass I will never see a volcano I will never see a glacier I will never see a puffin I will never see a lamb

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I will never taste the sweat of a large gay man

[–] morphballganon 6 points 11 months ago

That sounds like a personal choice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Don't let your dreams be dreams

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Where TF you live bro, there are plenty of those in the US. Except puffins, I’m not so sure about those. Alaska might have some.

Come to think of it, Alaska probably has all of these.