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Joe Rogan Mistakenly Blasts Biden’s Mental Fitness Over Something Trump Actually Said (variety.com)

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck Joe Rogan. He is Gwenyth Paltrow for men.

[–] Thteven 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His candles smell like dick.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 8 points 1 year ago

He steams his asshole and then smells it.