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Are there marks left behind on the floor from the fire and dead animal? Yeah? So, you're telling me this 30x30 foot stone room with a flame trap has never been set off before? My familiar is the first creature to die in there? Whoever built it never tested it? Because burn marks on surfaces would have been something special about the room... Now, give me back my familiar and DM better.
A gelatinous cube rotates through the area every 8 hours to hoover up any leftover char
And it doesn't set off the trap when it comes through, because why?
It has the employee keycard for this level of the dungeon
So now the quest is to find the cube, kill it, and take its keycard.
Exactly, you get it!
Evenly distributed weight.
Seriously.