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[–] anarchyrabbit 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

Easy. Never buy HP. Their printers are shit and so are their laptops.

[–] Plopp 4 points 1 year ago (10 children)

What's wrong with their laptops? I've never had any issues.

[–] baked_tea 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For starters you don't need a heating unit if you keep their laptop running inside

[–] Plopp 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never had that problem. But I've never had a particularly high end HP laptop so maybe those are different.

[–] Tangent5280 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Also their batteries get pregnant every other year and if you don't fix it, it sets your house on fire.

[–] FlavoredButtHair 16 points 1 year ago

Damn it, people need to stop fucking batteries or use protection.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hahahahaja

Thanks for the laugh, and the vision.

Also, I'll be stealing the "getting pregnant" line

[–] chitak166 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Tangent5280 1 points 1 year ago
[–] chitak166 -1 points 1 year ago

There's someone to say something bad about every computer brand.

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