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[–] [email protected] 167 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If there is one moron at work, you have a moronic coworker.

If everyone at work is a moron, you are the moronic coworker.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Or you sleep with a bunch of managers

Edit... I typed work, you damn phone. Or maybe I'm tired and need sleep

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I mean, it would be somewhat on-brand for her

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Well when it comes to personal trainers this works

[–] superduperenigma 19 points 1 year ago

If it smells like shit near someone, avoid them.

If it smells like shit near anyone, check the bottom of your shoe.