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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Honestly, Trump and his base are straight up traitors and should all be deported.

[–] CoolSouthpaw 8 points 6 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That floating island made of trash.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

The Marianas Trench.

[–] ThePantser 9 points 6 months ago

I hear North Korea is lovely this time of year.

[–] faceula 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Yes, and the USA wouldn't have that pesky ECHR getting in the way either.

[–] frunch 4 points 6 months ago

Hell, at this point i don't care if they send em to Kanye lol

[–] hdnsmbt 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No-one wants your brain-dead morons, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hey they’re free! What a bargain! You can use them however you like! Flower arranging. Ditch digging. You could stack them like cord wood and make cool fort. You could tell all sorts of absolute nonsense and they’ll believe it like the most niaive little children.

[–] hdnsmbt 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If they really were that convenient, you wouldn't give them away for free. Something is fishy here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

NO NO HONEST!!! There’s nothing, uh… wrong… with them… they’re just, uh. SURPLUS TO REQUIREMENT!!! YEAH!!!

HEY WHAT A BARGAIN HOW CAN YOU PASS THIS GREAT DEAL UP?!?!