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It's almost impossible to deny being an alcoholic without sounding like an alcoholic
(self.showerthoughts)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.
Only acoholics actually need to try to convince others that they aren't alcoholics. Nobody goes up to a person on the street to start aggressively asking if they have a drinking problem.
Any serious questions about how alcohol is affecting your life will quickly demonstrate whether it is is or isn't a problem, without you ever saying that you don't have a drinking problem.
Sounds like you have a drinking problem...
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down, no problem!
Seriously, the drinking part isn't the problem, it's the not drinking that's hard for me
The last time i got drunk was two months ago. The time before that was back in January.
The last time you remember getting drunk.
Methinks thou doth protest too much.