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It's almost impossible to deny being an alcoholic without sounding like an alcoholic
(self.showerthoughts)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down, no problem!
Seriously, the drinking part isn't the problem, it's the not drinking that's hard for me