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It's almost impossible to deny being an alcoholic without sounding like an alcoholic
(self.showerthoughts)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.
The last time i got drunk was two months ago. The time before that was back in January.
The last time you remember getting drunk.
Methinks thou doth protest too much.