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[–] [email protected] -2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Did anyone here even watch the Movie?

[–] Monkeyhog 3 points 10 months ago

Why on earth would anyone do that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I did and I enjoyed it well enough for what it is.

That said, it is not a Willy Wonka movie. It’s something new with the same name.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I saw the trailer and it was absolute dogshit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So you didn't see it. Thanks. Proves my point

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Happy to help. Not sure what point we're proving? That even the trailer is unwatchable?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That y'all are as shallow and dumb as the kids that hated justin bieber back in the day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

That doesn't not follow from the previous statements.