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[–] thesprongler 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But this one explains how he hoodwinks a culture into indentured servitude (I assume)!

[–] EatYouWell 9 points 10 months ago

Drugs, probably. Or just took a page from the Christianity playbook.