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[–] qooqie 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Okay but why aren’t some of these Christmas season movies? I think narnia really isn’t that big of a stretch

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Snow ≠ Christmas

It was only wintery because of the witch. If anything, it's Easter themed, since it's literally a crucifixion allegory.

Edit: I'm a big dumb wrong person.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Santa is literally in the book. He arms the children.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I remember that was in the movie too!

I need to rewatch those

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

@ZeroCool @qooqie @PapaStevesy the witch cursed Narnia so that it's always winter and never Christmas.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

So with Santa's help, the kids saved Christmas. Yeah you're not convincing me that Narnia isn't a Christmas movie

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Fuck. I totally forgot about that, well noted. Also, congrats on writing one of my favorite sentences ever:

He (Santa) arms the children.