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Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality
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this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2023
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Okay but why aren’t some of these Christmas season movies? I think narnia really isn’t that big of a stretch
Snow ≠ Christmas
It was only wintery because of the witch. If anything, it's Easter themed, since it's literally a crucifixion allegory.
Edit: I'm a big dumb wrong person.
Santa is literally in the book. He arms the children.
I remember that was in the movie too!
I need to rewatch those
@Zorque
@ZeroCool @qooqie @PapaStevesy the witch cursed Narnia so that it's always winter and never Christmas.
So with Santa's help, the kids saved Christmas. Yeah you're not convincing me that Narnia isn't a Christmas movie
Fuck. I totally forgot about that, well noted. Also, congrats on writing one of my favorite sentences ever: