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Uproar as after-school Satan club forms at Tennessee elementary school (www.theguardian.com)

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Community members in a Tennessee school district want to banish Satan from their children’s halls after the formation of a new club was announced.

The After School Satan Club (ASSC) wants to establish a branch in Chimneyrock elementary school in the Memphis-Shelby county schools (MSCS) district.

Cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9594849

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[–] cheese_greater 52 points 1 year ago (16 children)

Godspeed

[–] PeachMan 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Satanspeed?

[–] Wodge 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beelzebubboost?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beelzeboost

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Accelmodeus

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Baal Out

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

666th gear

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mephistophelocity

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bearer of Lightspeed

[–] EvilBit 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pazoomzoom

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lord of Flybys

[–] EvilBit 2 points 1 year ago

Pedal to the Baphometal

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You split the thread, dividing reality into two! Who knows what will happen now!

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Two Satans? Double the speed?

[–] Wodge 4 points 1 year ago

DOUBLEHECK

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Satanyoooom

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You divided the thread, splitting reality into two! Now who knows what will happen!

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