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[–] [email protected] 79 points 11 months ago (17 children)

Dog ownership is hearing a gag from the dead of sleep and launching out of bed to move the dog to the bathroom before she vomits on the carpet

[–] Kioga 76 points 11 months ago (4 children)

This is also cat ownership. :(

It’s hard getting back to sleep with all the adrenaline flowing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have a dust pan, like for sweeping, that I keep by the bed, I stick maxi pads to the flat part and use it to catch the barfs. Much easier than moving the horking cat.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This only works if you don't have a cat that turns his head at the last second to avoid the vomit catching device.

[–] idunnololz 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah why does my cat refuse to vomit on the floor and always does it on the carpet?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

My only guess is that cats are disrespectful arseholes. That's why I like them though.

[–] danielbln 3 points 11 months ago

Ours is polite enough to only ever hurl onto surfaces that are easily cleaned.

[–] ReiRose 1 points 11 months ago

Is my cat broken? He doesn't vomit.

[–] smackjack 1 points 11 months ago

Just get yourself a carpet cleaner. Bissell makes some good ones.

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