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[–] pivot_root 13 points 11 months ago

This woman is complaining about her kid wanting to pick up coins? Holy shit, what a complete non-issue. My little Timmy got into Super Mario, and now he's addicted to mushrooms. At least her kid is making money; mine is costing me a fortune in truffles.