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You should be. They may not be able to mortally wound you but they'll definitely give you rabies.
A raccoon can absolutely mortally wound you. We’re just fleshy bags of blood and they have nasty sharp claws. A slash in the right spot could be fatal
Well, if we're considering "right-spot" scenarios then basically anything can kill you.
How could a worm kill you, or a cricket, Mr. Scientist?!?
I could probably figure out a way to choke on both
It's an alaskan bull worm
Not sure what that is, but it sounds scary