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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon buys a watch (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Dude is lazy and you want him to stand up 8 times in a day?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the only alternative is to piss off your S.O. by asking if they've seen it and then they'll find it instantly

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Or your dad, if you're my kids.

[–] Copythis 4 points 11 months ago

You guys are hilarious! There's no way I'm going to search for it. That watch is going to find me before I find it.